g ride

a once ghetto, dump ass car that some dumbass ghetto moon cricket put too much money into to try to make look fresh and to make himself and look like he is cool (but he's not)
1. Dat fukin moon cricket blew all his bread to put 3 30 watt subs in his G Ride. When he turned them on, his G Ride broke into pieces

2. "wuddup dawg"
"nuttin, just fixin up my g ride"
"nigga you should sell dat shit, yo grand mama had it for 42 years and never changed the oil"
"aint you know im tryin to have a p.o.s. that looks good"
"nigga, aint you know you spendin 30 grand just to have that piece of shit break tomorrow"
"nigga fuk u!!!" (pulls out a gun)(squezes trigger) "cap!" "cap!"
by SaltineCrakur March 18, 2006
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no idea. I'm only submitting this so that someone can tell ME what it means.
"What the hell is a g ride?"
"Fuck the g ride, I want the machines that make 'em." - Rage
by Tony August 18, 2004
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g ride

A pimped out whip with 22" wheels or bigger. Gucci or louie vuitton interior, t.v.'s everywhere. Candy paint loud exhaust and a V-8 engine.
Yo I jusy got that new gucci from acefabric for the g ride now my whips off the chain.

My whip is the shit, got the 26" wheels, Louie vuitton interior, and got that wet ass candy on that shit. My shits off the chain so what one of you hoes want to ride in my g ride and give me highway head. Fuck it Ill take you all then we can slide by acefabric's shop and pimp out you hoes.
by acefabric January 03, 2006
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The G-Ride

A car or truck washed and waxed, ready for the weekend to pick up hoes.
Let's take the G-Ride downtown tonight bro.
by Over Grown Mexican May 18, 2011
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g ride

a car given to a pusher by a drug addict in exchange for drugs. the g ride must be returned at the end of the day
a yo dontay, wen did u get dat new car? I didnt get a new car. dis a g ride
by da fresh prince February 20, 2006
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g ride

a penis; girl ride; to wax a g-ride is to fuck a girl or to masturbate
"yo z what you did today?"
"eh just waxed my g-ride"
by 808pinay March 03, 2005
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G ride.

Selling bootleged stuff that belongs to another person.
Damn bro I got a G Ride today. The black wall street caught me up today selling there G-Unot tee shirts. Now I have to sell them for 25$ and send them half the money, when I normally sold them for 15$. Makes me loose some respect for The Game.

GGGGG-UNOT!
by Edgar90280 September 25, 2005
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