Guaransheed

When Rashed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons makes a prediction of a future game and it comes true. This phrase originated when he guaranteed that the Pistons would win Game 2 in the Eastern Conference finals in 2004 after falling behind.

Success was Guaransheed for the 2005 Eastern Conference finals against the Miami Heat.

by unitysong April 24, 2006

Gariner

Word commonly used to describe a young afro carribean fellow, prior to a night out on facebook chat, whilst still slightly intoxicated...

Dave: What you say Gariner?

Gariner: I didn't say anything... What did you do after school on Thursday?

by whatyousaygariner? February 19, 2009

Fraud Guarantee

A super stupid name for a technology firm that is supposedly set up to protect its customers from being defrauded but may be the direct connection with the savvy fraudsters themselves.

Let’s just say that when I found Fraud Guarantee I was entirely solvent but after doing business with Mr. Parnas for about a year, I was living in my car.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019

guarandamntee

the ultimate guarantee

vince mcmahon - i guarandamntee i will kick your ass

by Matthew Fisher December 3, 2003

kylie guarino

Kylie might seem nice but when you get to know her she’s crazy. She’s flat and definitely not thicc she is thin with two n’s. She’s about 7 ft tall and she’s flatter than paper.

Wow no one can be flatter than Kylie.
Girl: wow she’s kylie guarino

by yolohandke February 6, 2018

guarding the bee

The act of performing an utterly meaningless task given to you solely to keep you out of the way. The name comes from an episode of The Simpsons in which Homer, and two others, are tasked with guarding a bee in a jar in the plant's basement while the Nuclear Regulatory Inspector is visiting.

Bernie: Duh, why are we down here?
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.

by Astrolounge April 7, 2009

Guacin

When someone is bitching or tripping about someone/something else.

Adriana: Susie is such a hoe! Look at her. She tries to be soo much like me!
Marcus: Man, Stop guacin her!

by M.A.B. of Dreamers Music Group November 21, 2010