FWOMPT

Fucking waste of my precious time; self explanatory. I wish this moment hadn't happened, but I can't get it back.

Kate plus 8 is cancelled. Good. What a FWOMPT. Next, we should remove Jersey Shore. FWOMPT squared.

by A.N. Onymous August 21, 2011

Fwomph

An extremely funny word when you have a mouth full of vape.

Absolutely no one:
Aoife:.........fwomph!

by Mr Joyce June 30, 2020

FOYMT

Stands for "Fuck Off You Miserable Twat".

Often used in response to people claiming offence where none was intended or bringing down the mood of a fun conversation.

FOYMT

by swissbob July 11, 2010

Fwomp

A fwomp is a situation in which one is dropping a deuce, but somehow manages to miss the water entirely, as the clump (The shit) hits the side of the toilet bowl.

Much to John's dismay, he took a fwomp.

by DinosaurusDorian February 9, 2014

FWOMP

1. Fiction Writers of the Monterey Peninsula. A group of writers focused on writing fiction on the Monterey Peninsula in California. www.fwomp.com.

2. The sound a manuscript makes when it hits the slush-pile.

1. "That FWOMP group wrote Monterey Shorts 1 and 2, right?"

2. "I don't have time to read this so I'll just toss it on the slush-pile."
FWOMP!

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Fwoomp

The sound made when something becomes stuck in something else.

A cat gets sucked into a vacuum hose which makes a loud fwoomp!

I punched him in the face and my hand got stuck in his mangled jaw, making a loud fwoomp!

by Scarfy 2.0 March 1, 2009

FWOOM

a gay term for a homo who takes it up the bum often. it is implied that when he runs, his ass makes the sound "fwoom"

Kris, i could hear you comin a mile away. fwoom, fwoom, fwoom

by eddy April 5, 2005