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Full Time Freeballer

A guy who never ever wears underwear, they have made Freeballing a Lifestyle choice. They have overcome the popular lifestyle of wearing underwear every day. to Never wearing it again, no matter what the place or the time.
"Nathaniel hates underwear, therefore he has chosen to become a Full Time Freeballer and never wear underwear again"
by Freeballing Nate June 19, 2007
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freebird shit

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.
After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.
by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010
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freebie list

A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.

The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?

Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.

Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

Joey: Her what?

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008
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methane freebie

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.
Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.
by Sexydimma October 30, 2014
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Feeble burrito

When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.
Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
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feebagger

1. refers to an airline that charges a fee for checked bags, while decreasing the size of their overhead bins to force you into checking luggage.
A-Airlines is such a feebagger, they charged me a fee to check my bags, to use the bathroom, and even to look out the window.
by Fotofly November 30, 2010
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Freebatch

The shipping name for Martin Freeman / Benedict Cumberbatch offstage. This ship is often discriminated however these actors have amazing chemistry - even Benedict had difficulty explaining it for a well-spoken individual. Has stemmed off the ship Johnlock.
P1: "Did you see that interview last night?"
P2: "Yes, I totally ship Freebatch!"
by Anonymousat221 April 8, 2018
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