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sexually frustrated soccer mom

a middle aged woman that appears happy and satisfied on the outside with her minivan and ivy league kids, but on the inside is deeply supressed and insatiable which comes out in her sex life or lack thereof.
kristina: hey, don't you think becca looks like a sexually frustrated soccer mom?

katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!
by ira. May 30, 2007
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Frustrated as Hell

HOT under the collar, pissed off, caught in a trap with no way out...STUCK...and FRUSTRATED.
Caught in a trap with no way out.."frustrated as hell" so you get frustrated trying to find a way out, or fix something or change someone's mind.
by Wind Tunnel November 2, 2008
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fucstrate

"I'm so sexually fucstrated. I have been trying to sex her for awhile."
by andit December 16, 2011
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fusterated

incorrect spelling leaves me so fusterated.
by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012
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sensually frustrated

To be discouraged or angry by the lack of sensual activity. An alternative to sexually frustrated
John has not received a kiss in months, and is feeling sensually frustrated.
by HarlequinOfTheCosmos February 17, 2014
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romantically frustrated

A type of frustration that arises from being single and wanting to be in a romantic relationship, yet you can’t seem to find a person who you are interested in and is willing to have one with you, or being in a romantic relationship where your needs are not being met adequately. The solution to the later may be to talk to your partner about how you feel about where your relationship is going and discuss your needs with them to see if you and your partner can find a way to work things out so both of you are having your needs met.
Derek: Why has Sasha been seeming to be so sad lately?
Kelsey: She is romantically frustrated. Her boyfriend barely spends any time with her these days because he is so busy with his job. As a result, her romantic needs are not being adequately met; so she is really sad these days.
Derek: She should talk to him about it and see if they work something out so both of their needs are being met adequately.

Kelsey: Good idea. I’ll suggest that to her the next time I see her.
by Vanguard 1998 March 14, 2021
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fuckstrated

a man or woman who is desperate for a shag after a long period of time of being shagless
god i'm sooo fuckstrated i cant even remember my last shag
by dolly dagger March 30, 2003
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