Fulton Montgomery Community College

A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!

I used to have faith in humanity then I went to Fulton Montgomery Community College

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 May 31, 2023

The Furlong poke

The act of poking someone on Facebook to get them to add you.

Person-1: Poke
...wait
Person 2 : Pokes back
Person 1 :Adds
Person 2 : Accepts

Friend 1- Hey man, did you give her The Furlong Poke?
Friend 2- Yeah dude I Furbie poked the shit out of her

Verb-To give them the Furbie

by BrumBrum October 19, 2012

Friend Zone Fulton

The first and original guy to be friend zoned. This person has achieved such fame and glory at being friend zoned that he has automatically attained this position with every female in England despite not yet having met them!

"I will always be there for you"
"I'll look after you"
"friend zone Fulton"

by Skimsy January 1, 2015

Canal Fulton

Tiny ass town in Ohio along the Erie Canal, stuck right between Canton and Akron. Village is officially a "City" but still maintains its biker bar, village idiot, and pointless political babble. High school graduates can expect to go on to Stark State college to major in smoking pot and going tanning too often.

The town has approximately 1 pizza place per 15 people, an unlimited number of places to get a bad haircut, and an ace crimefighting police force that shoots squirrels behind the post office and wrangles cows that wander out into the street.

"Where the hell is canal fulton?"

by adam9911991 January 23, 2006

Fursonapod

A podcast that dives deep into the heart and soul of the Furry Fandom. It is lead by host Xiath the Foxote, Co-Host Rainstar the Cheetah, Co-Host Zaaz the Skunk, and Co-Host Shadow the Wusky! It produces a clean and all-audience friendly show that must not be missed!

Did you catch the last episode of Fursonapod?

Yeah man! Rainstar got fired 7 times!

by FurryFan 1234 November 11, 2010

fucton

Fuk-tun
Fucton is used to describe a lot of something. Meaning a 'ton' of a particular item.

Dude, that's a fucton of apples.

by JakeA October 21, 2013

futon crouton

Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.

I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 11, 2016