furtle

An English term form the 18th century.

To draw a picture of a woman and cut a hole for legs, and make legs with your fingers to make it look as if she is line dancing.

You can't furtle worth shit kyle! Your fingers are too hairy for a womans leg!

by Aaron October 9, 2004

Furtle

The act of being really slow, like a turtle, and can't remember what they just did, like a fish.

Hence, Furlte

Wow, that was so furtle. You just said you were going to watch tv, but you don't remember.

by kcider January 4, 2011

fartled

To be gagged and smothered by a fart.

While Brett was sleeping face up on the locker room bench, Brad sat on his face and fartled him.

by Doodles505 July 21, 2009

Fartled

To be surprised or startled by a fart.

"I was fartled awake when my wife ripped a big ugly in bed."

by Sir Schnitzel November 3, 2012

Fartled

When your dog is sound asleep and farts and startles themselves and they freak out!

My dog just Fartled!!

by W01fie58 August 23, 2016

Fartled

When you fart and then you get startled

He fartled

by Itz_aren June 25, 2017

Fartled

When your unexpected fart startles you.

After I ate curried sauseges the night before I was fartled every hour.

by Diclan July 19, 2017