Futives

Someone who’s homies hate exoghost

Futives:Fuck exoghost. Me and my homies hate exoghost

by anonymous October 19, 2020

furtile

A neat and hairy vulva.

Gotta love the furtile!

by NickE May 7, 2007

Fartive glance

Often confused with a furtive glance the fartive glance is one of a more guilty standpoint. After one "cuts the cheese" in a public space, there is often a look on the face of the cheese cutter of embarrassment, as they look around to make sure no one heard/ smelt the passing of gas. The fartive glance can also be a glance of pride, if the cheese cutter is particularly pleased with how he or she cut his or her piece of cheese.

During the staff meeting, after the advertising department went out for enchiladas, Bob was significantly bloated. As the dean of the school was presenting his power point, an enormous fart cut him off mid sentence. Everyone looked around the room and immediately noticed the fartive glance on Bob's face.

by chattyandfunny December 4, 2010

Furgiveness

When you allow a mistake based on the fact that the person making the mistake is drunk as shit.

She said that I gave the ants the porch tots. But I gave her furgiveness.

by Sheffjeets August 10, 2019

Furgive

The act of forgiving (sometimes against one's will ) the heinous behavior of an animal because... SO. HECKIN'. CUTE!

"My cat begged for food only to throw it up on the carpet making me late for work. Of course I furgive him. He was so heckin' cute rollin' around in his cardboard rainbow."

by TaLuLa13 October 15, 2020

Furgive

The act of forgiving (sometimes against one's will ) the heinous behavior of an animal because... SO. HECKIN'. CUTE!

"My cat begged for food only to throw it up on the carpet making me late for work. Of course I furgive him. He was so heckin' cute rollin' around in his cardboard rainbow."

by TaLuLa13 October 15, 2020

Furtire

He doesn’t like you boo, give it up.

He is the bagel loner’s furtire husband.

by Jwiwbdns December 1, 2021