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crotch furnace

A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.
This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
by mattyw August 28, 2004
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cumberland furnace

When you have sex with your lady right before she has to drop a huge deuce, causing her lady bits to feel tighter.
I have to take a huge poo, so it might be a good time to do a Cumberland Furnace. The booty is full of logs.
by radioedit16 April 25, 2017
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German Furnace

A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!
Dude, I love smelling my own ass so much I am a frequent occupant of the German Furnace.
by AD218 August 26, 2008
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furnace filter

While performing sexual relations in the ever popular doggy-style position, said male retreives his dirty underwear and at the perfect interval, stuffs them unexecpectedly in her mouth as she moans. Timing is crucial in this act. A quick getaway is sometimes needed. It is required by man-law to tell all friends when this has been properly executed. Thanks JP
"Cody told me he pulled off a furnace filter last night after bar time with that milf from next door. Awesome"
by 4nick8r March 14, 2009
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Brooklyn Furnace

I cannot afford a conventional source of heat and therefore must resort to a Brooklyn Furnace.
by Needles February 17, 2004
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Furnacetity

The damp smell that eminates from your furnace vents the first time you turn it on in cold weather
I just turned the heat on in this house this fall and it smells like wet dust. It must be furnacetity.
by phil1 February 6, 2007
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human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.
"You're my personal human furnace."
by orangeplum. October 23, 2023
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