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service the furnace

When someone eats your asshole right after you fart.
While making love, Carl ripped a mean fart and Becky proceeded to service the furnace.
by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019
mugGet the service the furnacemug.

Steam furnace

A combination of a Cleveland steamer and a Dutch oven. You shit on your lovers chest and immediately trap the warmth and scent in by holding the covers over them.
I hooked up with this chick last night and she freaked out when I gave her a steam furnace.
by SteamFurnace October 3, 2020
mugGet the Steam furnacemug.

ass furnace

When one has severe constipation then goes to taco bell and eats a fiery hot double decker taco thus resulting in the build up a steaming hot turd inside your rectal cavity.
I shouldn't of eatin that taco bell today since im constipated, now i have a steamy ass furnace and might shart my britches like a british bitch.
by Freeze040506 February 8, 2009
mugGet the ass furnacemug.

Turd Furnace

"Damn, look at the turd furnace on her!"
by mbailey3 November 15, 2018
mugGet the Turd Furnacemug.

cumberland furnace

When you have sex with your lady right before she has to drop a huge deuce, causing her lady bits to feel tighter.
I have to take a huge poo, so it might be a good time to do a Cumberland Furnace. The booty is full of logs.
by radioedit16 April 25, 2017
mugGet the cumberland furnacemug.

crotch furnace

A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.
This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
by mattyw August 28, 2004
mugGet the crotch furnacemug.

German Furnace

A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!
Dude, I love smelling my own ass so much I am a frequent occupant of the German Furnace.
by AD218 August 26, 2008
mugGet the German Furnacemug.

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