Furteling

The extra pungent farts you produce when you’re turtleing. Your butt gas has to tiptoe past your turd, picking up extra aroma along the way. Particularly strong when you have tobacco stained underwear

I was playing a game of crop dusting today which was particularly good as I was furteling at the time

by Superchefender October 11, 2018

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Forcel

A forcel is a man (or, less often, a woman) who through reasons beyond his control cannot access an erotic relationship: "he was a forcel.". Forcel is also used to refer to the condition itself: "he was forcel".

Note: unlike incels, forcels never form gender-hate groups online or in the real world. Forcels simply seek what every healthy man deserves: a reliable, satisfying erotic relationship.

His wife had loss all interest in sexual relations. She did allow him to seek a girlfriend, a long as he did not spend any money on her. A woman without spending money? This put him sexually "between a rock an a hard place;" he was forcel.

by John Edgar Boston December 17, 2018

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furmelia

Furmelia: the best leader of the furs. the furry paw-icon who wears a pink fursuit and is dating spencefur. impurrtant leader of the furry group. along with spencefur, the two leaders are going to take over stan twitter!

thats furmelia over there! i appreciate her pink fursuit!

by s228 March 30, 2021

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