by Mandee Lou March 6, 2008

Everything, or anything that you would like it to be, it can be used in any situatuion, or any decision-making that occurs.
by Ericky January 13, 2008

If you ever want to call someone a mean name but don't want to get in trouble in front of adult call them a Funt.
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".
She is such a stupid "Funt".
by Babybear;) March 7, 2019

The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.
by hunterloveslexitomato November 4, 2018

Fucking Cunt.
When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.
When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.
by GoldenMom November 23, 2020

A funt is the abbreviated form of the phrase "fat cunt". It is used in hostile situations and is a dense, multi-faceted , gender-neutral and highly effective insult. Men can be funts; women too. It shocks the recipient into pitiful self-recognition and can injure them psychically, making it a sort of delicious "tactical nuke" favored by the truly verbally brutal looking to land that knock-out blow.
Listen, ya FUNT. You've never had a pretty day in your life, you've shit several pups and now you want to start World War Three with the store manager because they stopped selling your favorite baked goods. Maybe you should just leave and walk home, getting those bulbous labia some badly needed exercise!! ...Oh shit, I thought you were a lady , Mister President !
by joedaprogramma December 26, 2018

by harambeisdead March 6, 2017
