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furious flamingo

an extremely angry, aggressive male homosexual
these guys completely contradict gay stereotypes.. they arent sissys, in fact they wont hesitate to pound your ass (take that as you may)
furious flamingos are extremely sexually active and if they cant find a guy that meets their tastes they will fuck a woman if necessary to satisfy their disturbingly extreme sexual lust
furious flamingos scare me, not because i am homophobic, but because i'm afraid they're going to destroy me in a furious rage.
jose contreras: shit! that furious flamingo just kicked my ass for cursing out his boyfriend!
bruce lee: you're a pussy.
by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004
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Furious Anger

Furious anger is attained when the "angry party" becomes so infuriated it causes all the ions in a porch sized radius to turn negative, preventing all those in range from speaking a known formal language.

Once this point is reached the angry party will likely breath loudly through their teeth and/or nose, periodically letting out an elongated groan resembling one given off during childbirth or during the dropping of a child-size dump.

Victims within the angry party's radius will often cower making high pitched Eeks or ear piercing squeals resembling that of a dying rabbit. Crawling or staggering away the victims will seek refuge outside the angry one's bloodthirsty beaming eyes, knowing, whether responsible for this furious anger or not, if distance is not gained they will be swallowed in a wave of furious anger.
"I set my facebook status to, 'Just got best Beej ever'. Her friends saw and furious anger ensued."
by Blackmailman February 25, 2010
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masturbates furiously

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.
Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.
by 4th, disgusted March 6, 2008
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FuriousFruit

literally so freaking sweaty like wtf stop being so sweaty. he also promised his viewers a new video but never freaking did it because he's too sweaty with skyblock or something.
Person 1: Yooo did you see furiousfruit's new video?
Person 2: No? Bro he scammed his viewers he wont ever release a new one
Person 1: Oh shoot you right
by Frosty Nap December 22, 2019
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The fast and The furious

Inspiration of everyricer, dream of every teen and thoughts of every chav.
The fast and The furious is filled with modified cars, hot girls and 1/4 mile drag races that last for 2 minutes.
The fast and The furious influenced the world in many ways:

-Made every JDM tuner a ricer.
-Made every teen a future ricer.
-After that every supra is faster than a ferrari.
-VW Jettas are beaten by S2000s
-Having a big gaping WANG and a Bonnet scoop makes your car faster in drag races.
-Dodge chargers can do wheelies but can't dosge trucks.
Dawg i've just seen The fast and The furious, I wanna put some kool 20' rimZ , a bonnet scoop and a big WANG on my FWD dodge neon to make it wheelie like DAT BAD-ASS charger XDDDDD
by So much VTAAK January 25, 2016
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furious justice boner

1. The hard-on a man conjures in order to rape the man who raped his son.

2. Term of endearment for a penis named 'Law' when it achieves erection for vigilante use.
plinky4: I'd like to believe that I could keep a furious justice boner going for at least an hour.
by ehdawg December 2, 2009
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furious fiorio

Furious Fiorio is a condition that occurs when an audit client does not provide a proper and/or timely response to a request, or when something doesn’t go your way in general. Symptoms of this condition include, but are not limited to high blood pressure, popping veins, sudden non professional outbursts, thrown computers, crumpled work papers, spilt cereal and an irrational fear of pickles, and elk heads. If you have never encountered someone with Furious Fiorio, they can be easily spotted as they always have a Mocha Frapuccino in hand, and look angry. They often drink excessively on airplanes, and have been known to disrobe while in flight. They can also be found at baggage claim making innocent and hardworking airline employees cry, and often need a police escort out of the airport. If you are unsure if the person you are with suffers from this condition, simply touch the GPS in their car, or ask them if they say VETO on the Sopranos last night. If they flip out, this person suffers from Furious Fiorio. If you do this test be careful, because you’re probably gonna get a fresh one.
(1) The airline lost my baggage so I went Furious Fiorio.

(2) If you’re excel doesn’t print properly, I’m gonna get Furious Fiorio on you.

(3) Glassman didn’t get us the requests timely so I went Furious Fiorio.
by Boccie Ballz February 16, 2007
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