Funderage

When someone is underage but is wanted sexually, they are "Funderage."

Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."

The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.

Also used when underage persons are drinking.

Mother: "Dan what are you saying? She's underage and your

daughter!"

Father: "More like Funderage!"

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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."

Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!

Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"

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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"

Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"

Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."

by I am not Pedobear July 8, 2010

Detroit Funeral

A detroit funeral is very similar to a viking funeral only the victim is alive when it starts. They are then set ablaze and left to smolder on the asphalt

I told the motherfucker next time I saw him he'd be getting a detroit funeral.

by redwings8 November 4, 2009

no mourners no funerals

A way of saying dont die/love you. Before going on a heist

No mourners no funerals (before leaving )

by Sherm05 October 13, 2021

funeral doom

Slow depressive metal. The heaviest genre of metal there is....droning guitars and sloth like drums with deep growled/screamed vocals.
Bands like Thergothon, Skepticism, Funeral, UDOM, Mournful Congregation, Shape Of Despair

Yo mom, I'm gonna go listen to some funeral doom and kill myself.

by mossdoom October 21, 2003

Funeral Family

Family that you are related to usually through blood but never see or talk to until there is a death in the family.

My Grandmother just passed away and we are planning the funeral. I guess it's time to notify the funeral family.

by FL578 November 18, 2012

it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 10, 2005

funez

A funez is a male, typically of latin/Hispanic ancestry, who is abnormally obsessed with fronting on social media when it comes to celebrity and fame. He will do anything to appear to be more important than he is.

Did you see his post on Instagram?
Don't even pay attention to that funez, that picture was taken 3 years ago

by Broseph Smith July 10, 2019