fungitarian

-someone who eats only fungus

-a great way to one-up all of the vegetarians and vegans, ending their preachy holier-than-thou attitudes about food

Tom:"I'm a vegan. I won't eat anything that can feel pain."

Dick: "Why do you hate vegetables so much? I'm a fungitarian: for breakfast I had a cremini and shiitake smoothie."

by monsterwurm May 28, 2010

fugetaboutit

The way New yawka's say for get about it. Esp around Nyc,Queens,Brooklyn,Bronx,Staten Isle,and Lawn Guyland.

No I aint doin it, "fugetaboutit"!

by Funn August 29, 2006

fuggettaboutit

forget about it(from the movie Donnie Brasco)

You think he knows what I'm talkin about?--Fuggettaboutit

by dookie January 14, 2005

fungerous

Fun and dangerous at the same time. Wicked awesomeness. Often done or used when stoned or high. Like we are right now.

Dude, Jumping offa stuff... so fungerous....

by Headfones and Miao September 26, 2003

Funged

What happens when no matter how hard you try, one of your friends is always more successful than you.

Hey did you hear Joe got into Harvard, he Funged you again.

by mo-tage September 19, 2015

fudgetunnel

The anal orifice

That guy loves to take it in the fudgetunnel

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

fungitis

Fungitis is a state of mind in fantasy sports where one over values shitty players

Damn that was a horrible trade, you got fungitis man!

by HakeemOlajuwon January 19, 2017