fuckmonkey

extreme form of arshmonkey

You damn fuckmonkey!

by Jena December 28, 2003

frugmonkey

some one who wags school

Have you ben to school today, you Frugmonkey?

by bootybabe May 5, 2003

fustmonkey

One who enthusiastically partakes of foul activites, such as licking up a smelly poo/spunk mixture such as may dribble out of a Michael Barrymore's poop chute.

Hey look at Tom, he's such a fustmonkey.

by Jum March 18, 2003

funkymonkey

funky: unique; matchless

monkey: a state of behavior
funkymonkey: represents a lifestyle; synonym for being yourself; one of its kind

I am feeling funkymonkey!;

She's that funkymonkey I've been looking for!

by longmandict April 8, 2018

Fuckmonkey

A black person trying to get in as many women as he can find

Look at that fuckmonkey over there trying to steal my girlfriend.

by Antshaq June 5, 2019

Fuzzmonkey

Trimmed but widespread genital hair.

She dropped her pants and her bush went knee to knee... serious fuzzmonkey

by Haseekwa June 24, 2022

funkymonkeyrubberchickenunderwaterpleasemymomiskindahomelessasianmanholyshitweshouldplayvolleyballholyshitweshouldtellmitchellicoughbattlesdancingchickennuggetssupercalifragilisticexpialidocious

how old 60 year old men flirt to little girl monkeys; a sign of extreme boredom; me and my friend making a gigantic as ____word during lunch time on a Monday

Old 60 year old man: hey baby monkey~ you look so funkymonkeyrubberchickenunderwaterpleasemymomiskindahomelessasianmanholyshitweshouldplayvolleyballholyshitweshouldtellmitchellicoughbattlesdancingchickennuggetssupercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Baby Monkey: ooh ooh ahh ahh what the fu-

by school_chromebook_user November 18, 2025