Skip to main content

fuffin

(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.
Despite the horrified look on the salesgirl's face, Eunice purchased the puce Kate Spade espadrilles, threw her isotoner slippers in the garbage and promptly took herself out for a milkshake to celebrate, her fuffins testing the tensile strength of the leather as she walked.
by Chauncy Huffington, Jr. December 26, 2008
mugGet the fuffin mug.
Related Words
Fuffz fuff fuffle fuffy fuffin fuffed Fuffing Fuffer Fuffly fuffa

fuff guy

A fake tough guy. One who runs their mouth but is not prepared to back it up.
In the film 'Goodfellas', Tommy calls Billy a "fake tough guy" during their late night club confrontation. (Go get your fucking shinebox!) This was the genesis of my term, which I've been using since. Billy Batts was a "fuff guy".
by Russ Malcolm July 10, 2007
mugGet the fuff guy mug.

fuffin

Fuffin
(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.
Despite the horrified look on the salesgirl's face, Eunice purchased the puce Kate Spade espadrilles, threw her isotoner slippers in the garbage and promptly took herself out for a milkshake to celebrate, her fuffins testing the tensile strength of the leather as she walked.
by Chauncy Huffington, Jr. May 16, 2007
mugGet the fuffin mug.

fuffin

A combination of a fupa and a muffin top . Occurs when the fupa is so large that creates a muffin top effect.
Mabel should go on a diet, her fuffin is almost touching her titties.
by Gene S. April 11, 2008
mugGet the fuffin mug.

Fuffin

When chats censor out fucking. This word replaces it perfectly.

It is also a discreet way to swear at your children.

This word was made by Badwolf_Jay and Heartisdiamond whilst trying to avoid the fucking moderator.
What a waste of fuffin time”
Clean your fuffin room
by BadwolfJay March 11, 2019
mugGet the Fuffin mug.

Fuffernugget

A jellyfish that dances on top of Coach Andy's head while eating grapefruit, then jumps of watches Topher twerk in his speedo and takes over the world while wearing a colorful sumbrero...
"Son of a fuffernugget!!" Yelled Topher.
by MShock February 3, 2014
mugGet the Fuffernugget mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email