Fudgey Ponker

Ponker: a vagina irritated after too much penetration.

Fudgey ponker: the irritated vagina of a woman who both penetrates herself too much and wipes the wrong way. Or I guess chick could like getting it in both holes. Idk use your imagination.
Did you see that fudgey ponker on fb?
by Kcole86 February 12, 2023
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Fudgey Nugs

Small turds that give minor relief when having a bowell movement. Unfortunately these little nuisances leave a bit of a mess, they aren't exactly a clean wipe. Most of the time, the mess left behind was not even dropping the little guys.
I dropped some fudgey nugs, definitely not a clean wipe, absolute opposite. I wish I hadn't even gone.
by Culdaddy and Double December 24, 2016
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