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I want to fucking die

Something you say at the end of every work day when you come home exhausted and life doesn’t make any sense and just isn’t worth it

Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone

Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away
I want to fucking die living is only pain and not worth it
by kuykee11 February 11, 2019
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Fucking Slayer

The way Slayer fans call their favorite band.
Q: Metallica or Megadeth?
Slayer fan: FUCKING SLAYER!!!
by vejtics November 19, 2016
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Fucking Trevor

What Hardin Scott calls his girlfriend, Tessa's, coworker named Trevor due to jealousy. Pronounced as "Fooking" Trevor because of his British accent.

Fucking Trevor will be played by the one and only Dylan Sprouse in the upcoming After We Collided movie.
Hardin: Hey baby, how was work at Vance today?

Tessa: It was nice. I was able to get a break and went out to eat lunch with Trevor.

Hardin: Fucking Trevor...
by im a hoe for u August 19, 2019
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Zoom text fucking

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.
Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.
by Clauris April 7, 2020
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I'm so fucking bored

I'm so fucking bored that I looked up "I'm so fucking bored," and found someone else as fucking bored as I am.
by Borreeedddddd October 25, 2009
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im so fucking horny

by ur disappointed mother September 24, 2020
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Fucking Karen

A middle aged women who aggressively drives her SUV full of little angels to soccer practice, will always demand to speak to your manager, is involved in the latest MLM, and is the last person you want to run into in the office.
"Hey Bob, I have the perfect essential oil that will fix your diabetes! You won't need those insulin shots anymore! You know they're just a bad for you as those poisonous vaccines."

"Ugh... Fucking Karen... You're not even a doctor!"
by Fucking_Karen August 2, 2018
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