fuckwithable

the percentage one is able to or unable to fuck with a person place or thing

My cat is just SO fuckwithable.

He's not so fuckwithable.

by JustV August 22, 2014

fuckwithability

the level at which one is susceptible to fuckwithing

Yo nigra, that bitches fuckwithability is off da chain.

by QuantamLeap October 14, 2008

Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck

1. To have sexual intercourse.

2. An exclamation made when stuffed something up.

3. What Bushy and her Schmootzy Poo do.

Girl 1: Guess what I did in the public toilets! :D
Girl 2: *oh god..* What!
Girl 1: I had a Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck .. WITH MY SCHMOOTZY POO!
Girl 2: *WHAT DA FAAAAAAAAAAARK* cool.

by Bec Loves Kes :D October 8, 2011

Fuckwit Convention

Any gathering of people that seems to have a strong majotity of dimwits, bogans, douches or randoms.

Let's get out of this bar, man. It's a fuckwit convention.

by Mighty-D April 7, 2011

neanderthal fuckwit

A derogatory term used to reference an uncivilized, unintelligent , and/or uncouth male. Similar to a chauvinistic pig, with the added attraction and charm of being lacking in all social graces.

I went out on a date w/ a guy who proceeded to tell me I was fat and stupid, what a neanderthal fuckwit. He then proceeded to call me a whales penis, ie dork.

by 5FDP July 8, 2009

Fuckwit

A person so lacking in intelligence that they cannot grasp the simplest concepts.

Jesus, just hit the "ON" switch, you fuckwit.

by sparkles January 20, 2003

Fuckwitticism

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid that it is almost unbelieveable. Commonly seen in attention whores and people who lack the basic intelligence to be interesting in their own right.

Acts of fuckwitticism include making up ridiculous stories that are easily proven to be false or performing attention grabbing stunts which entail consequences that greatly outweigh the pros of being noticed for five minutes.

1.

Bill: Oh, I got a picture message of Toni naked. She's sent it to everyone she knows.
Ted: That's possibly the biggest act of fuckwitticism I've seen. Clearly the pros of attention outweigh the negativity of appearing to be a slut?

2.
Bill: Oh Toni told me she was in France this week.
Ted: But she told me she's in Norfolk?!
Marvin: I rang her home and her mother said she was there. I think it's just her fuckwitticism coming through attempting to make her seem interesting.

by Itchy_gums August 10, 2010