fucktrousers

First uttered by Steve Firth on Usenet (<[e-mail]>), this is simply another variant on all those fuck-<insert-noun-here> insults that people use.

Very good, don't you think?

Heck, you'll never know will you, fucktrousers?

by Harvey Denton January 11, 2004

fucktopus

describing a person as a clumsy fuck up

fuck + octopus = fucktopus

you'd call the person a fucktopus if they were being retarded bc think of an octopus walkng, yeah retarded.

-akc

kyla, trip up again and you'll be a fucktopus

by unicorn piss May 8, 2015

fucktciously-rig

1. A repair that is very ugly and or is likely to fail a week or two after the repair is made.

2. To modify something in a way to defy authority or the law. Such as "fixing" a cable box to get free premium channels, jail braking an iPhone or a sawing-off a shotgun.

3. A politically correct way to say nigger-rig.

When my computer power supply quit, I need to order a new one on-line. Until it came in, I was able to fucktciously-rid my computer with another power supply that was too large to fit inside the computer case.

He was so audacious the way if fucking rigged that shit up with duck tape. It was truly fucktciously-rigged

by ratnard August 18, 2013

fucktionship

a relationship primarily sexual in nature; akin to but less transient than (and thus not necessarily synonymous with) booty call, fuck buddy, slam piece, friend with benefits, or hook up; a fucktionship offers all the benefits of a legitimate relationship but without the hang-ups or social acceptability

Yeah, Ma, he/she's definitely my boy/girlfriend..

*to friends* Nah we're in a fucktionship tho.

by imjusthereforthisdef October 10, 2016

Fucktifull

When a situation is beautiful and fucked up at the same time.

My life has been fucktifull.

by Zabuza10 January 3, 2021

pride fucktopus

a way to give 8 fucks at once. or and octopus with a hand at the end of each tentacle to flip off 8 people/things at once if need be. a fucktopus comes in many shapes colors and identities but all have the the same reactions when they see a homophobe to flick them off

"a bisexual fucktopus just berry blasted a homophobe.."
a pride fucktopus is an octopus that flicks off homophobes in a funny way
berry blasted is getting more then one middle finger group bisexual(s)

by st.daddyjade June 14, 2022

Fucktits

a unit of measure used to describe how wasted you are.

dude im high as fucktits!!!

hey, lets get fucktit drunk.

by LLLUUUCCCAAASSSS January 27, 2010