Fuckletude

When you are a Christian and have a baby due at Christmas..

Friend just got pregnant is due at Christmas and so it's going to be a family fuckletude. *Wouldn't matter if you were Muslim*

by Diedam May 14, 2011

Fuckupitude

Noun - the state of being fucked up due to the attitude(s) if those involved or responsible

The United States government exists in a state of perpetual fuckupitude due to the belief held by all elected officials of any party that they should have more and more power over the electorate.

by Danp513 December 31, 2019

fucktittery

A word used to describe the effects of many things having gone consecutively wrong. In particular regards to a sense of giving up or slight humour.

Also when someone has been continuously behaving badly. Can replace the world shenanigans.

If she didn't laugh at the fucktittery of it all she'd have cried.

Jon was up to his usual fucktittery.

by Lzebe December 23, 2020

fuckstitute

The girl you call when the girl you want to fuck is unavailable.

She kept ignoring my dms so I had to call in the fuckstitute.

by Decoherence January 9, 2021

fuckstitute

The girl you call when the girl you want to fuck is unavailable.

She kept ignoring my dms so I had to call in the fuckstitute.

by Decoherence January 9, 2021