Fucktion

The opposite of function, a circumstance of being utterly unable to function and made so by multiple issues

As you can see, the office continues to fucktion entirely.

by Lateric December 30, 2021

fucktion

a fucktion is referring to an event with a designated time and place for fornication.

Person 1: "Are you going to our high school reunion on Friday?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"

by AluMiNuM7777 January 25, 2024

fucktion cup

When having sex and two parts, for example a stomach and back, press together so all the air comes out from between them and then when you pull away there is a strong suction, usually followed by a fart sound

OMFG, did you just fart?
No, we made a fucktion cup.

by The fucktion cup kid May 30, 2006

science fucktion

science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.

My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

too drunk to fucktion

"Too drunk to fucktion" is a more specified spin-off from the term "too drunk to function" referring to someone being so intoxicated from alcohol that they can no longer perform even the simplest sexual acts with someone. This includes but is not limited to kissing, de-clothing either oneself or another, fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal and anal intercourse. Once someone has reached this level of intoxication, it is often followed by violent vomiting and/or passing the fuck out.

Nick: "Hey, you're really drunk. You could barely get your shirt off in that game of strip poker. "
Evan: "Yeah and when I was trying to make out with you earlier you kept licking my face instead"
Kitty: "That's..cause...I'm....too drunk to fucktion!" (Kitty begins puking into a beer pong cup)

by m olro October 26, 2011

Mainstream Fucktion

mainstream fiction which lacks craft, character development, and often deals with trite topics such as vampire romance involving feeble and helpless female characters waiting for rescue.

Hey Ted, let's check out the Mainstream Fucktion section to see if we can find any new vampire books.

by Jada Danger Hemingway February 19, 2010

mental fucktion

(noun) the act or condition of getting raped by a test or other measure of intelligence or knowledge

Teacher: Okay kids, time for some serious mental fucktion...

Steffan: So, how did your psych test go?
Sasha: Awful! I had such bad mental fucktion!

by Excuse My French March 26, 2009