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fuckedyourbitch

I fucked you bitch nigga I fucked your bitch she sucked my dick nigga she sucked my dick
friend:what did you do last night
me:umm well fuckedyourbitch
by a swagster November 28, 2013
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closet fuckhead

(n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. fuckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. Individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet fuckhead. Refer to examples
Closet fuckheads: Tim Tebow,Plaxico Burress, Michael Richards, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, Rosie O'donnell
by Michael Ryan Barrett Russell December 9, 2008
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fuckhead

1. noun. Fu-k-hed: One that miserably fails in all attempts to achieve anything, ever.
2. Someone who is perpetually shitty, and wastes time doing shitty, useless things. (i.e. Facebook, eat, stall, and procrastinate...)
Let's take a quick five minute nap. I have a huge paper due tomorrow morning." *3 hours later* "Oh shit....we're such fuckheads.
by JamBanana November 16, 2010
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Fuckhead

The head or tip of a penis also called a cock head
by Pizza'man May 24, 2020
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Hipster Fuckhead

A person that isn't technically a hipster, but often dresses like one, and listens to quite a bit of hipster-esque music. In order to be a "hipster fuckhead," you cannot be a complete hipster. This term is reserved for people with hipster-like qualities only
Person #1: "Look at Cody over there, listening to indie and dressed like a hipster; when I know for a fact that he's far too interesting to be an actual hipster. WTF."

Person #2: Yea, that's Cody for you. Cool guy, but he's a total hipster fuckhead."
by I_Hate_Tools October 14, 2011
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fuckriday

Any friday that is not a normal friday... aka an extraordinary friday
This can be an amazing friday, or a shithole friday.
Dude... on fuckriday we're getting hardcore wasted and then going to pick up my bag of $1 million dollars, and then we're going to cross the border illegally and pick up some weed and chicks.
Fuckriday is the best.
by Char Char {ritz} April 17, 2007
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fuckeddy

1. Off. Not quite right.

2. Out-of-sorts. Vaguely slightly ill.
3. Mysteriously, suspiciously unusual
Not to be confused with fuckity, which is an attitude of generally giving up
1. My car started - but it's been running kinda fuckeddy.
2. I don't think it's the flu or anything, I'm just feeling a little fuckeddy.
3. I've got a fuckeddy feelling about that meeting at 4:30 on Friday afternoon.
by RVLambo December 15, 2013
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