fuckoff tablet

to totally disregard anothers feelings/opinions/behaviour/wishes etc. and carry on doing your thing regardless. Ignore someone , belittle in conversation , action , or make others do so. Generally to make people feel un wanted /un needed/un necessary

christ! the boss wanted me to work til 10 last night , no way on friday !! so i gave him a fuckoff tablet!

hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet

by groovywordbender December 10, 2011

Fuckoff land

If some smartass asks you where you are telling them to fuck off to, this is your answer.

Oh go fuck off to Fuckoff land.

by Forseti April 30, 2006

tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.

"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."

by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016

angry Fuckoff!!!!!

Spiderman. When hes angry.

Spiderman gets kicked in the balls, and flies through the air saying "Fuckoooooffff!!!!!" alot like cartman in south park. he then shoots web from his penis in a messy fashion and wraps his enemy up in spider-spunk. this is an "angry Fuckoff!!!!!"

by Croft July 4, 2009

Fuckoff

A person who fucks off and doesn't do what you need them to while making an excuse why they couldn't do it, usually lasts a very long while.

He's such a fuckoff.

Why?

He won't buy me a god damn camera since he owes me one! It's been a 3 months already!

by Sean Arphskinburshk July 21, 2017

camp fuckoff

a camp whose purpose is to be purposeless.

you're such a waste-of-space. you might as well spend the whole summer at camp fuckoff.

by Raoulduke69 September 5, 2023

Fuckoff

A versatile, diluted turn of phrase comparable to “fuggedaboutit,” usually said quickly with emphasis on the short “U” with a personalized and situationally appropriate accent on “off.” It is normally deployed by rogue soldiers of semantics who understand intonation and intention are communication’s true sources of power and other people who are just being people. It’s deemed acceptable, circumstantially, in anti-ethnocentric and empathic individuals and groups.

“Oh, fuckoff, Jack; stop trying to convince me that I’m the one who had the lighter last. Dude your facial expression can fuckoff. ((Tickles)) Fuckoff I seriously don’t like you.”((Kisses))

by DANNOTOLE July 27, 2022