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fuck me sideways

1. Sex position in which the female lays on her side while the man is kneeling ir standing.

2. To be dooped ( see fucked over).

3. Exclamatory term used when frustrated.
1. Fuck me sideways tonight, please.

2. You've really fucked me sideways.

3. "Fuck me sideways," while in a fit of road rage.
fuck me sideways
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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fuck her sideways

when a male wants to make sexual intercourse with a female, he wants to fuck her sideways. He will probably be most seen saying it to one of his friends.
by ponyonpills October 2, 2013
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Fuck me sideways

Another quote from Blade Trinity by Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)
by mhcrose August 27, 2006
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Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.
Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.
by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017
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Fuck me sideways

When you wanna get fucked longitudinally
*Lies down on side* "Well fuck me sideways cunt"
by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020
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Fuck me sideways

An ejaculation that, when uttered sarcastically, say by someone like Aubrey Plaza, may be a response to not being surprised at news that is supposed to be surprising or enlightening, as being fucked sideways allows the vagina to be both more deeply penetrating and stimulated in a greater variety of places than most other types of fucking. It may also refer to the desire to exit oneself from an undesirable situation to a much better one.
Although technically Judy Garland could have clicked her heels and intoned the words "Fuck me sideways" as opposed to "There's no place like home," the screenwriters were perhaps wise to leave the former idiom for the inevitable slew of Wizard of Oz pornos to follow.
by Solanas69 April 4, 2019
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fuck me sideways

a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways
someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤
by ur dad text me hey May 26, 2018
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