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finger-fucked

the resulting bad design of huge corporate websites as they scramble to bandaid their websites to be touch friendly so idots with tablets can give them money, by adding soft corners on huge pictures with lots of whitespace around them to make it easy for their customers to surf with their fat fingers
soandsodotcom got finger-fucked this month; now instead of reading 33 lines of information on a page there are 3.
by festunavonqueef October 5, 2012
mugGet the finger-fuckedmug.

Finger Fuck

"Nigga wanna finger fuck your whole squad"
-Luxury Tax (by Rick Ross)

"Yo man did you him finger fuck that dude?"
by Jack McKnight August 28, 2008
mugGet the Finger Fuckmug.

fuck you finger

The middle finger. The finger you use to flip people off with.
My fuck you finger is sore from fliping everyone off.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009
mugGet the fuck you fingermug.
A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.
Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.
by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009
mugGet the child fucking spaghetti fingersmug.

finger fucking sally

1.what u call a girl who likes to be fingered alot
2.a song by "david allen coe"
finger fucking sally worked at kelleys bar,she showed me her titties in ronny murphys car she was the 1st lady to let me go that far finger fucking sally down at kelleys bar
by anthonynumber12 June 11, 2009
mugGet the finger fucking sallymug.
When fate is seriously getting you down, ie nothing is gooing right for you.
After a car accident, " He got fucked by the finger of fate!"
by Danny May 5, 2004
mugGet the fucked by the finger of fatemug.

holy finger fuck

sexual act involving three girls and one male priest or holy authority in which all three bend over in front of man and one engages in anal sex with the other two women on each side of the priest engaged in anal fingering by the priest
Sara, Lauren, and Ashley went to the priest's campsite expecting a friendly conversation only to get the holy finger fuck.
by Uncle E September 16, 2008
mugGet the holy finger fuckmug.

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