fuckdemic

when a global pandemic is hit with a murder wasp, solar shutdown, the largest sandstorm to ever cross the atlantic, the highest coronavirus death rate in the world, the awakening of the knee on the neck of all people of color systemically, financially and economically, while leadership follows an "empty wagon".

How’re you handling this fuckdemic?

Wow, you think we're going to survive this fuckdemic?

Screw the pandemic, we've officially hit fuckdemic status.

by kyju June 23, 2020

Fuckage

when an object is messed up, but not broke.

Because i grind on the right side, the right pedal has more fuckage than the left pedal. GAT DAMMIT

by seth wants dreads July 15, 2003

Fucdge

the process in which you try to replace the word Fuck with fudge but end up being to late which results in fucdge.

(stubs toe)
"OW! FUC(notices parents)DGE.. hehe. said fudge, not Fucdge

by _Random_Gay_Author_ December 29, 2018

Fuckage

IS fuckable or Material able to be fucked

Dude, that is some fuckage over there. See her/him.

by Elizabeth0001 August 27, 2007

fuckage

the state of being fucked

*gets raped brutally* FUCKAGE MAN!

by jdsowhatwannafight? April 6, 2004

Titty Fuckage

When A Male Sticks His Wad Between Two Melon Sized Fuck Balls And Cums All Over The Bitches Chest With Splatter Everywhere And Red Titties.

John Titty Fuckaged The Shit Out Of Jane Yesterday, She Got Her Titties Played With.

by Bert Backaracalack October 29, 2004

fuckageddon

Quite possibly the absolute word scenario ever. Nothing is ever going to be worse than this.

Guy #1: "The end of the world isn't as scary as it used to be."

Guy #2: "Perhaps they should call it "fuckageddon" to help emphasize how much it is going to suck"

by Jay Mason February 6, 2010