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When you sleep over at a friends house and they roll out the big inflatable air mattress Aerobed and cram it into the spare room. It's 2-3 feet off the ground (you know, the really big ones) and just barely fits into the room. It looked like one of those jumpy's that kids get for birthday parties in the culdesac.
"My girlfriend and I were visiting a friend out of state, and they put us up in the spare room with the inflatable Aerobed mattress. We turned that thing into a fuckjumpy!"
by Dubble Trubble August 18, 2007
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November 7. Founded 2020. Annual American holiday, but celebrated by civilized societies around the world. Typically marked by street dancing, shunning xenophobia and ridiculing MAGA bigots.
What are you guys doing Saturday? Oh it's FuckTrump Day... we're going to a street party.
by Hoosierexpat November 7, 2020
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Noun - A colonialist/religouse fundamentalist/ supremacist or biggot in any way, shape or form who refuses to stop the shitstream flowing from thier face hole at any given time.

Corollary: a magnanimous shit head

/V.

To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.
/N. My friend James called my black girlfriend the n-word. What a fucktrumpet.

/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...

/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.
by ninjacaleb April 9, 2015
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fuckchips are the dried crispy flakes that are somewhat attached to the bedsheets after a very intense sexual encounter that lasted eight or more hours . the chips consist of both persons bodily fluids .
i was late getting dressed for work because i went back to the bedroom an grabbed mostly all the chips so i would have something to snack on during the day.
i am hopeful she will share the fuckchips and coffee with me in the morning if i can do a few more hours until then
by fuckchip champ September 5, 2021
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The mental gymnastics required to bridge the reality between what she looks like in your head vs actual appearance in order to reach orgasm when fucking.
Dude, that chick last night was so ugly I had to make 5 fuckjumps to nut!!
by Whitetriton January 22, 2022
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Someone who serially fucks-up
Ivano Bonnetti is a fuckchop
by Shizer August 25, 2003
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My ex-boyfriend is a fuckchop
Fuck off you fuckchop
by Cassy January 5, 2004
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