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fuckonese

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.
"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"
by garan garan February 9, 2007
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Fuccbone

The rim flappe on a bongfish is mated to the bungus of its fuccbone. The scrotewas is only present on females above the pootsack.
Hey Dude, that female Bongfish has a huge Fuccbone.
by Dr. Gains June 29, 2020
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fuckberg

A small down to earth folksy town in the middle of nowhere. Has a GDP of $2.00, economy consists of harvesting maple tree syrup and making Christmas tree ornaments.

Occasionally someone escapes to the big city but they always are drawn back to find meaning in their lives.

The town is used as setting of 78% of Hallmark movies.
I've decided to leave my high paying job in the city and move back to Fuckberg.
by Earthkiller December 2, 2020
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fuckzone

Similar to the "friendzone"... It is when you would fuck someone but wouldn't commit to them (or perhaps even be friends with them).

Although it is usually males that fuckzone females, females can do it too.
Girl: So what do you think of me?
Guy: I wouldn't date you but I would fuck your brains out.
Girl: Did you just fuckzone me???

Girl: Leonardo DiCaprio is an ass but I would knock boots with him all night long, if ya know what I mean... /fuckzoned
by missylectro November 9, 2012
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fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...
"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"
by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010
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Fuckberry Muffin

For use when describing an especially attractive woman, whom you would like to have sexual intercourse with.
Joe- "Wow, look at that woman!"
Fred- "She looks like a damn fuckberry muffin."
Joe- "Indeed."
by fuck.berry.muffin. December 6, 2010
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FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.
Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."
by egrunty October 14, 2011
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