Fuckititis

Having a "fuck it" attitude towards (usually) important work that needs to be done by a certain time.

Proper medical term to explain procrastination.

Lisa had 3 term papers due next week but she caught a case of fuckititis and went to a party instead.

by Jane Doughski April 5, 2009

Fucktardis

To be a bigger fucktard on the inside than external appearance suggests.

The boss was a classic fucktardis. Had the sweet smile and new suit but could barely tie his shoelaces unaided.

by Surly Hincece September 28, 2017

fucktardist

A dumb spineless male that thinks he's a feminist. His self hate and insecurities makes him think his masculinity is a flaw. It's impossible to argue with these white knights. All they want are brownie points from the vaginas around them.

I changed all my phone numbers once I realized by friend is a fucktardist.

by Lorissa>Laslen September 24, 2015

Fuckatosis

A crazy motherfucker!

Man1: That bitch tried to bite my cock off!

Man2: That bitch is fuckatosis.

by Murder Zone December 25, 2009

fuckalitis

a person named sho.

Sho your such a fuckalitis.

by fsdahfdsa; June 12, 2003

Fuckatility

The total amount of fucks one has in their aresenal of giving fucks.

I don't have the fuckatility to even handle you Jessica.

by Statefarmjake January 1, 2017

Fucktardis

A person who exhibits a massive quantity of Fucktard in a small and unassuming package

Holy shit. How can a guy that small be such a giant Fucktard? Must be a fucktardis

by NoKnackers September 13, 2022