fuckable

NOUN: A person that is attractive enough to fuck.

Rose: So you had sex with Steve Friday after bingo?

Blanche: Yup, sure did. You saw the selection that night; Steve was the only fuckable.

by rebs August 7, 2006

fuckable

describes one who is worthy of fornication

Sheila is not fuckable due to the malignant goiter that encompasses nearly all of her neck.

by Wally Petro October 15, 2008

fuckmile

The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.

Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.

by snmit March 2, 2009

fuckpile

a pile of fuck
a tangled mass of horny people engaged in a clusterfuck
often followed with a cleansing cycle provided by a fuck mop

man that fuckpile last night was so fucked up
i think i saw your mom in it
and afterwards your sister got out the fuckmop and cleaned that nasty shit up

by davidwating August 13, 2003

fuckable

Someone that you would tOTALLY get down and dirty with

Daaaamn that girl is soooo fuckable

by saucynomnom April 25, 2019

Fuckamist

One who sees neither the positive nor the negative in a situation, but would rather just fuck everything.

Person 1 (Pessimist) : "This glass is half empty.."
Person 2 (Optimist) : "No, the glass is half full!"
Person 3 (Fuckamist) : "What a sexy glass, I want to fuck it."

by JohnPorter December 9, 2012

fuckable mouth

1. Sexy lips and mouth , the kind they imagine around a penis's head

"Holy cow look at her fuckable mouth".

by Deadpool007 May 7, 2018