Fuck Stain

the cum stain on the ground after it misses your mothers mouth.

"You should've been a fuck stain."

by bilboteabaggins May 20, 2017

Fuck-Stain

the mark left in your bed after sex, or nick name for someone whos stupid

Man i got out of bed this morning and there was a huge fuck-stain on the sheets
John your a fuck-stain shut up.

by Zipppy July 13, 2006

fuck-stain

A sploch left on a surface where sexual relations has been performed.

1)After they were done making whoopi, they noticed that there was a huge fuck-stain left on the table.

2)Eric is a fuck-stain.

by B Horton February 15, 2004

hog breath cum stain fuck nut

derogatoryword, used to insult some wierd fullah who did some wierd shit

you hog breath cum stain fuck nut!! why would you do your sister like that?

by [e-mail] August 2, 2006

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024

fuckstain

a person who has no redeeming values or qualities, who simply exists, and with their existence does nothing but complain and take from the world. they provide nothing in the way of stimulating conversation, great personality, etc. they simply take up space and own a body.

"Gee, he's such a useless fuckstain."

by caiaphas December 14, 2006