fapettizer

the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction

I like a good fapettizer to grease the pipes before I rub one out

by LeHoff November 13, 2013

goat frape

frape involving causing the victim to join the Facebook group "I have not had Sex with a goat" so that when they correct this people will be notified that they have left the group " I have not had sex with a goat"... (for those of you not getting this that will imply they have now had sex with a goat)

A: Oh i see on facebook you've recently engaged in relations with a goat
B:WHAT- oh shit, i didn't realise when i left that group
A: Haha you got totally goat fraped

by voodoo_mongrel July 29, 2009

furpet

When heavy petting leads to the touching of pubic hair.

We were making out and I slid my hand underneath her panties and got a little furpet.

by dayonemf August 28, 2010

Fraper

A 'fraper' is a word commonly used to described a facebook rapist. the fraper will attack your facebook when you leave it logged on to go to the toilet or shops.
also known as frapist, A Gaz Eastwood or Face-rapist.

example - 'GOD DAMMIT!! i leave my facebook on for two minutes while i leave the room and you facebook rape me. Your sch a FRAPER!!!'

by lewsky May 17, 2010

fapening

A mass leak of masterbation materials of celebraties.

I jerked so hard at the fapening

by great9rejects September 1, 2014

fuped

Short version for fucked up. Pronounced fapd.

Oh man i was so fuped last night I don't remember a thing.

This is all fuped. Redo it.

by Scootser April 6, 2008

fumped

short for "Fucking/Freaking Pumped"

"Nathan is fumped about playing his new 360!"

"Dude, i have never seen somebody get so fumped about five dollars."

by L to the N June 15, 2007