fruitetarian

Someone who only eats fruit as his or her diet. It's pretty uncommon and you'll probably be thought of as bizarre. It's similar to a vegetarian who only eats vegetables.

We were all wondering why my cousin was only eating fruits at Thanksgiving dinner when we discovered he was a fruitetarian.

by Themadgibbles October 21, 2014

fruitcart

verb - cliche used in almost every movie chase scene.

Good guys chasing bad guys (or visa-versa)through town always bump an innocent food vendor's wares. This sends the melons rolling and the angry old man shakes his fist and curses. If you see the set-up, be the first one in a theater to blurt out "FRUITCART" and you win. Many variations

by Cliff November 12, 2003

frustarded

Frustration that results from dealing with retarded people or "tards"

I am so frustarded by Mongo and his posse.

by K-Mancho April 22, 2009

frustarded

When a person is so frustrated, they end up doing something really retarded out of frustration, with sometimes hilarious results.

He was so frustarded trying to parallel park that he banged his head on the steering wheel and it broke.

by Stram Broker August 25, 2009

friztard

Like a fucktard, but when you do not wish to swear during your insult.

Person 1: That guy is such a friztard, look at him eating his own shit.

Person 2: You mean hes a fucktard?

Person 1: Shut up, I gave up swearing for rent, you little hunt mucker!!!!

Person 2: But you said "shit"....

Person 1: *is smited by God for breaking lent*

by manyperson August 10, 2009

friktard

a simple word/insult....nothing seriously serious or anything just a petty insult. (CREATED BY JAMES)

Your such a friktard

by DJDJDJDJD January 11, 2008

Frumtard

An extremely stupid Orthodox Jew. They are usually extremely religiously dogmatic without really knowing why.

You know Yitzak? He is such a frumtard, he'll believe anything the Rebbe says without question.

by Count_Zero February 28, 2011