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Flatulated

Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.

Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.
Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"

Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freaking rules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"
by Flatulated Phil October 2, 2010
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Fortubately

Having the good fortune of being able to masturbate. A comination of fortunately and masturbate.
I saw this hot chick on my way home and fortubately got to work on myself since my roommate wasn't home when I got there.
by Two D's August 6, 2009
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frobulate

(in computer networking) Constant or relentless changing or moving any type or peice of software, code, etc.
Mack continues to frobulate with his myspace page, trying to change his background.
by Halflingr October 24, 2008
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flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).
He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!
by weave March 19, 2003
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fobulate

I need to fobulate my finances.

That plan needs refobulating or further fobulation.
by Sharon Millership January 16, 2006
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Factulated

The act of spewing out worthless facts about topics nobody cares about.
"I just asked Dean what time it was and he just factulated all over me"
by Crispy2214 October 21, 2009
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(Un)fortunately

(Un)fortunately means that the thing in question is in your favor, not the person whom you're talking to (or vice versa).
1. (Un)fortunately, I won the raffle. (the thing in question is in YOUR favor, not your best friend's)
2. (Un)fortunately, you got accepted on the audition, not me. (the thing in question is in your FRIEND'S favor, not yours)
by 420TheGrammarPro69 April 17, 2021
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