"I was watching 'The Passion of the Christ' and got such a huge 'Froth-on' that I had to Feed the
Pony right there in the cinema"
"Jeez mom, just let me do my homework before
dad comes to pick me up for visitation..."
"...And so when I saw your grandmother get a 'Froth-on' so brutal she looked like her jogging bottoms were a goddamn Rorschach test during an episode of Roots, I figured she wasn't actually 1/16th
Italian and that your mother probably was sired by that Jiggaboo who 'Just helped her carry her groceries'. Anyway
Junior, I digress, why should Grandpappy help pay towards your college tuition?"