fronttocks

Fronttocks: The opposite of the buttocks.

A non-profane term that generally refers to the region of the gender specific accouterments located in the lower frontal region of a human being.

The area of a human being that the genitalia are located in.

If you are attacked by a sexual predator, kick him in the fronttocks.

Oh man! She just kicked me in the fronttocks.

Yikes! I just spilled hot coffee on my fronttocks!

I went on a date with this guy and he kept trying to touch my fronttock.

by Shawn Middleton January 1, 2009

fronttocks

The folds of fat that an obese person gets in their lower abdomen resembling buttocks.

"Dude, check out the fronttocks on that fat guy."

by hollismaximus January 11, 2012

frontkick

A very skillful movement of one's dominant leg with the aim of harming whoever is in the kick's path.

You know what they call this? A FRONTKICK!

by Pootyface April 11, 2014

Dave and Bambi Fantrack

When a FNF song sounds like a microwave or is a pain in the eyes, or offkey or offnote, or is simply too spammy.

fnf song: *uses way too many notes close together and song's vocals sounds like a fuckin microwave*
person: is this a dave and bambi fantrack cuz this song sounds like ass

by DecoTheEpicGuy March 24, 2023

frostback

Synonym with Molson, Molson Canadian, Momo.

by Adict June 11, 2003

fontractor

A temporary worker, usually recruited for a short term project, which during the job appears to be utterly useless.

Bloody hell, this new fontractor is a real piece of shit!

by wapz June 17, 2008

Frontpocket

Inserting one's hand into lover's front pocket and squeezing, basically the same as a backpocket but just with the front pocket.

So she's already backpocketing me now she's deciding to frontpocket me.

by berserker blabbermouth January 19, 2017