fither

alternate form of father; a man in relation to his child or children.

ei. Her fither died at a young age

by SoupGoat August 19, 2021

Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump

jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest

by christopher prince August 12, 2008

torso fritters

Torso fritters is a synonym for breasts.

Look at the torso fritters on that chick!

by King Tit January 29, 2009

significant frother

A combination of "significant other" and "friends." First known use on June 24, 2011 by howaboutwe... writer Scott Alden.

1. A close friend who appears to be a significant other to those who do not know the subjects.

2. A friend with whom you do not have sex or date, but whoever you do have sex with or date is unwarrantably jealous of.

1. A: "Are those two dating?"
B: "No, they're just significant frothers."

2. Steve dumped Julie because he always got jealous when she would mention her significant frother.

by Aelus June 29, 2011

flappy fritter

A crusty vagina that looks like an apple fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.

by abebaby24 August 5, 2016

fritter licker

A term my inventive boyfriend just told me is apparently a commonly used phrase supposedly meaning “one who licks vaginas ", possibly a term for lesbians , in an effort to cover up his suspiciously homo erotic fantasy involving courgettes.

“I am not a homosexual man, I'm a hardcore fritter licker!"

by Ol' grammar Mavis November 10, 2014

Mule fritter

Someone who is lazy and doesn't like to work.

John is such a mule fritter, he will do anything to get out of working the night shift.

by The Swamp May 2, 2015