Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

Firster

Someone who enters a numerical position on a message board or social network post such as first or second but adds no meaningful insight or opinion on the original post. Statistically this will fail and makes the firster look idiotic and annoying rather than just being annoying for wasting space.

This is similar to trolling but lazier and not as creative. It's kind of like Trolling for Idiots.

The topic would go here and then the firster would post as such.

Bojeezy - FIRST!
Bukkake4me- 2nd!
Admin- Well that was informative...and creative..

by sprydle April 14, 2010

grissle frisker

one who searches the penile region of another, often in an unwelcome manner

The Department of Homeland Security has made a concerted effort to hire highly trained grissle friskers in an attempt to search many the dong for contraband.

by Clem Middia September 12, 2012

sister fister

The act of fisting your sister. Commonly refered to as incest.

Yo this kid named Francis is a fucking sister fister.

by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003

cock fister

A guy who spends more time masturbating than having sex.

Jimmy spends far too much time being a cock fister. He needs a girlfriend.

by April Ann February 2, 2004

frittering

spazing out due to maximum frustration or uber meth smoking symptoms include erratic behavior, wide eyes, shaking , and rapid placement of lounge furniture.

Joe was frittering out after a hard night on it......

gaz started to convulse due to his frittering that night....

by doughboi12345 August 7, 2012

Fritterback

When someone is so muscular and ripped that their back resembles the surface of an apple fritter.

guy 1: Hey man, wanna go to Gold's and lift some more weights?
guy 2: No way bro, I've already got fritterback.

by Vamptastic February 26, 2009