frink

A friend that is also a twink

Person 1: "Yo, one of my frinks just texted me."
Person 2: "Oh, you have a frink? Awesome man. Tubular!"

frink by chrisop August 19, 2026

Professor Frink 

Scientist-like person on The Simpsons that tends to mumble and use the word "glayven" a lot

Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the......... person.....oh boy.... that monkey is gonna pay.

Professor Frink by The Neiler July 10, 2003

professor frink 

legenday fictional nerd, modeled after Jerry Lewis, best known for his frequent outbursts of nonsensical jabbering.

"Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated!"
"What gave me away...just out of curiosity...was it the hoyven or the mayven...what?"

professor frink by equine_attraction_00 June 28, 2004

Professor Frink 

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"

"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"

Professor Frink by Slammer September 1, 2003

Darren Frink 

The Vice Principle of Salmon Bay middle school, and a secret leader of the Washington Mafia

Oh crap, Its Darren Frink, hide your phone, and your children!

Darren Frink by coolalec694209811704212009 May 13, 2022

filthy frank 

One of the most intelligent and misunderstood on the mass-media broadcasting website YouTube.

"It's to please me, not you"
- Filthy Frank

filthy frank by itsjust January 6, 2017

frank ocean disease 

When an artist (usually music) says that they're about to release new content but never do.

Person 1: Hey, when is (insert artist name here) dropping their new album? It was suppose to drop today.

Person 2: Who knows. They probably caught Frank Ocean disease.

frank ocean disease by AggyAF April 27, 2016