Friendiness

A description of relationships created by accepting people as "friends" on Facebook for whom one feels little or no friendship.

I have friendiness with my child's friends who have invited me to be friends on Facebook.

by JustMeAgain July 29, 2009

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friendless freak of nature

Some of the people on this site who write crappy definitions for words.

die is a friendless freak of nature

by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003

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friendless dump

A person who is shitty all the time like a dump that won’t come out and needs constant wiping. Friend of peeaira.

Hey Peeaira, sorry I sent naked pictures of me on my shit stained white sheets to your boyfriend. I guess I’m just a friendless dump!

by Poopsmmear May 26, 2021

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family-friendliness

The degree to which a perceived authority, i.e. mpaa, pope, and usda, believe a thing should be accessible to children.

According to a great many early christians and judaists, and many modern muslims, non-consensual sex with a pre-pubescent girl was of a high degree of family-friendliness, as long as her owner was the partner and all viewers and participants were members of the household.

United States culture generally says that vegetables have a low degree of family-friendliness, compared to high sugar or sugar-substitute foods.

As long as euphemisms and discrete phallic pictures are all that the movie references to sex, the mpaa will consider giving the movie a g rating for family-friendliness.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

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Friendliness

A quality associated with the number of pitches achieved in the should-be one syllable word "Hey." However in extreme cases, these pitches can indicate homosexuality instead of friendliness, or an alarming combination of the two.

Guy 1: "Heee-eeee-eyy-eyyy-yyyy!"
Guy 2: "His friendliness level is over 9,000!!!"

by Walk_It_Off November 4, 2009

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