Fresh off the Bong

Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.

Example 1;

Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos

Emily: only if you come with me

Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong

Example2;

Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay

Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B

Son: you're shitting me?

by after you bitch January 24, 2012

fresh off the scene

Used when someone has just came from smoking marajuana.

Woah you look fresh off the scene, heres some clear eyes.

by chubby checkers June 08, 2006

Fresh off the boat

Entering a new block that isn’t your home

That boy moved here from Illinois, he fresh off the boat , I can smell the Chicago on em

by Tenktae February 13, 2022

Fresh Off The Boat

When a location has been infiltrated by an individual or collection of people who are of a certain ethnic minority or nationality.

Me: "Raymond, look over there at that group of Chinese people".

Raymond: "Shit they fresh off the boat".

by ishavemyhole July 17, 2012

Fresh off the roo

can be used to describe anything that has recently been parted from its source.

Man that weed is fresh off the roo!

by the one with the yellow pants August 04, 2008

fresh off the press

clothes you have just purchased and now are wearing it without washing

David: Cool shirt!
Ryan: Fresh off the press!
David: Umm? Okay.

by crazylm33 January 11, 2012

Fresh Off The Mothafuckin Block

Guy #1: Damn look at that girl.
Guy #2: Yeah, she's lookin fresh off the mothafuckin block.

Etika: Anyway, you know who it is man, Iceman fuckin Etika, yeah, fuckin sound cool. Anyway, you know who it is man, we back for another Ice session. We down here, SLJ fam, you know what it is man. We shootin the DVD, we in downtown Brooklyn, chillin, bout to get projects for our green projects. Right in the middle of the free zone, you know what it is man. Just got out from school man, niggas bags and shit, you see that shit, we just got out, anyway, we chillin in front of the SLJ Building. The high school, that I go to but we don't give a fuck, we just here to spit. Right now, we about to kick an Ice Session, with a new MP. Fresh off the mothafuckin block.

by MrDragonBoi2004 October 20, 2018