freezer diving

Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.

Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?

I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.

freezer diving by PsychoPuppyDad August 5, 2010

Freezer Sports 

A competitive sport in which opponents attempt to open a freezer door using different body parts. No body part can be repeated during a competition if it has already been used successfully.

I managed to pull off a reverse chin at Freezer Sports last night.

Freezer Sports by The Revisitter August 23, 2009

Eskimo Freezer 

The experience of having a sexual intercourse with an eskimo thot in the bleak cold tundra and your dick freezes in an erect position and cannot return flacid. Hence she breaks it off and uses it as a dildo for future use.

Yo Mom I don't have a dick anymore cuz I was put though an eskimo freezer last night.

Eskimo Freezer by Qu1nine May 26, 2018

freezer fur 

slang term for, "freezer burn".

Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.

freezer fur by mamma murder December 16, 2010

Muffin Freezer 

A person who meets someone they like and is instantly overbearing, obsessive, and smothering. Oftentimes Muffin Freezers will take your half-eaten muffin from your first date and store it in his/her freezer as a keepsake. They do not get the hint that they are creepy - ever.

Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things:

Freeze your muffin.
Call non-stop
Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter
Google your name
Want to become friends with your friends
Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being.

Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.

The first date went ok, but I have a sneaking suspicion the guy is a Muffin Freezer - he already sent me 5 text messages on my way home from the restaurant.

Muffin Freezer by Sudsy Jugs Nosenhousen June 2, 2009

Town Freezer

A "Town Freezer" is a girl that is a huge slut. She is named this because everyone has to put their meat in her.

Bob: wow, you had sex with her too? so did john, jim, dave, and kyle.

Nate: yeah, kristin is the town freezer.

Town Freezer by dubv September 24, 2009

Frigid freezer 

A spin off referring to fridge-freezer used to insult someone who won't commit so sexual action. This pun also refers to the persons cold heart

Victoria is such a frigid freezer

Frigid freezer by spacker110 June 5, 2015