Freeway Blogger

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.

The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.

by ScarlettPussyman March 23, 2008

Freeway Fellowship

A preliminary, mutually beneficial alliance that two non-acquainted motorists on the freeway hold when driving in the same direction late at night to ease one another, just incase one happens to get in an accident, usually happens when there is a thick fog as well

"I was comming home from GasLamp in San Diego heading north on the 215 freeway and the only other car was a Mitsubishi Lancer right infront of me, we held a Freeway Fellowship because it was so foggy. After I got off my exit, I sure hope that stranger made it home okay."

by Gingabreadman186(db.) January 28, 2010

Freeway mitt

An oven mitt or non-sexual glove used to masturbate with, while driving on the freeway, highway or interstate.

Dude, truck drivers always keep a freeway mitt handy when they can't find a hooker.

by RandomMitt April 20, 2015

freeway flirt

A driver or passenger that constantly attempts to catch another driver's attention on the road (or the passengers in the car, usually if their windows are open), usually by making faces or smiling.

Is also a common hobby for bored people in the backseat.

Look at Sarah making faces at that guy in the red Honda. She's such a freeway flirt!

by Billie Jean Lee August 25, 2007

freeway salute

the finger

the bird

a vulgar image which is made by sticking up ones middle finger, meaning "fuck you" or "asshole".

he cut you off? give him the freeway salute!

by thegreatmonkey November 23, 2004

freeway flirting

When two people check each other out and flirt from car to car while driving. Nods and suggestive gestures are common.

He nodded at me and I tossed my hair and stuck out my chest. It was total freeway flirting.

by shoe_whore November 19, 2007

Freeway Bag

A small paper or plastic bag, either brown or black that is used to conceal your open container of beer/malt liquor while you are driving your car/truck along the road.

Abdul, please put my Bud Light inside of a freeway bag so I can drink it on the way home without looking too obvious.

by warnhubb December 1, 2009