freezing the monkey

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

Freezing the monkey

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

freepping

Free Shipping, short of free shipping services as offered by many merchants, mainly online.

freeshipping freepping: I got this very cool gadget with freepping. I get freepping with my vip rewards on every purchase.

by hosst October 25, 2011

fucking freezing

Extreme cold where your nuts feel like they are going to curl up and disappear

1:Dude, I can't see to find my balls.

2:That's because its fucking freezing out there. Get Inside Moron.

by SevenD February 10, 2008

frelping

When a friend is helping you at a task. The word showed up first for on a spongebob episode

“Patrick was just frelping me”

by Slinky8 November 7, 2017

Freeding

Freeding: (verb) To read magazines in a shop with no intention of purchasing the magazine.

When I met Matt this morning in the shop, he had been freeding for the last 30 minutes in the magazine section.

by Wordlee July 19, 2014

Fweeping

To fuck or engage in the act of sexual intercourse.

I like to make my slut act like a pig when we fweep. I give her a good little pig fweeping.

by Triliams May 17, 2018