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Free Candy

Candy given away, often by really nice people in beat-up vans.

Occasionally refers to candy found in dumpsters, toilets, yards, or other sanitary sources.
On my 54th birthday, a man driving a Rainbow 1978 Ford Pinto with the words "free candy" scratched in the side invited me in for some free candy. I jumped up and down giddily and accepted the offer.
by freecandy@deadorphans.com December 14, 2010
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freeland

artistic genius, one who paints or draws with great skill
dude check that work of art, some freeland must have done that
by gdub213 June 26, 2006
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Freeland

Kick ass little town. Highest boro in Pennsylvania, in more ways than one. When you are younger most kids grow up living on sports but then at an older age the town doesn't have anything for the youth to do after you are 14. Kids then either start drinking, doing drugs, or become musicians. Some do it all. Everyone wants to get outta the town and can't wait to leave but most come back when they are older to raise a family. Even though they hate the little town, everyone is close knit and love each other unlike the rest of the Hazleton Area. Even though they hate it they love it as well and have great pride in it.
hey dude let's get high.
u mean we r going to Freeland?
Yeah but we are going to smoke some weed too.

Apartment Party tonight or one in the woods.
It's in Freeland right?
Oh Yeah, no doubt.

Dude that kid is sick at sports, does he play for any of the school teams?
No.
How come?
Doesn't like the coaches and they won't pick him because he's from Freeland.
by James Haraschak June 24, 2008
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Freelander

Someone who goes along with society because they have to. But in turn have their own path in life unlike anyone elses.
Marco is such a freelander, you cant find anyone just like him.
by Carmen S. May 6, 2006
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freehanded

being given everything for free all the time, because your too lazy or poor to get it yourself.
Jessica and Randy are freehanded constantly by my Mom.
by angrysister November 24, 2011
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freehand

When something is smoked without the use of a bong, bubbler etc. The smoker merely catches the wafting smoke with his/her mouth or nose. Not a very effective method of smoking.
No bong? Looks like we're gonna have to freehand that hash.
by Flingotravels May 13, 2005
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freeland fart nectar

When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them
My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them
by team anal May 9, 2014
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