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faux dive

A bar which looks like a dive but is acutally a trendy spot. A common hangout for hipsters. Word originates from the television show "The Simpsons"
Yuppie: "Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive,"
Moe: "You're a long way from home, yuppie-boy. I'll start a tab."
Simpsons
by Lasko August 3, 2006
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faux bisexual

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003
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Fauxbies

She's got nice fauxbies.
by 432mm December 4, 2010
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Faux-Fong

Faux-Fong - Refers to Chinese stir-fry, made at home. That's right - It's not authentic, but it's simple and easy!

Let's face it, the best Chinese food is found in the many Chinese restaurants around town, offering a multitude of flavors and ingredients. The thing is, sometimes you want the food but don't want to get out....even for take-out. So, what to do?

Faux-Fong - the basics:
1. Meat (or Tofu) of your choice.
2. Package of frozen Stir-fry Veggies.
3. Envelope of Stir-fry Seasoning.

Adventurous? Impress her with these:
1. Rice
2. Tea
Her: Raining tonight, how about a movie and take-out?
Him: Sounds great....but take-out? It's raining cats 'n dogs out there!!
Her: I'd love some Chinese tonight!
Him: Hmmm.....Faux-Fong ok?
Her: Really, Sweetie? You'd make Faux-Fong for me?
Him: Sure!!
Her: You're the best!!!
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 15, 2018
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Faux Call

Pretending to be on your cell phone in order to avoid conversation or akward situations. Faux meaning fake and almost rhyming with phone makes this phrase kick ass.
OH Crap theres Johnny! I dont want to talk to him..oh look a faux call he wont bother me now.
by Kyle Sarich March 25, 2008
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Faux News

A 24-hour wordneocon/word propaganda channel.
Tonight on Faux, we bash a liberal traitor for disagreeing with Bush! Later, O'Reilly yells at the son of a 9/11 victim, but don't worry, because he's a DEMOCRAT!!11!
by Blah August 8, 2003
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Faux News

A farcical television network that operates under the guise of a legitimate "news" channel. Its sole purpose is to pander to Republicans and to reinforce and propagate right-wing conspiracies and propaganda 24/7. One can get a good estimate of the number of Republicans in the country by looking at Faux News viewership statistics.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear the news? Apparently they found proof that Barack Obama is an Islamic terrorist born in Kenya, and also the anti-Christ. And I found out that Hillary Clinton is a serial killer who's in cahoots with Obama to bring about the biblical end of days!"

Person 2: "Have you been watching Faux News again? These "news" reports sound an awful lot like conservative propaganda."

Person 1: "How'd you guess?! This wasn't from their opinion section, so it was supposedly objective!"
by Thatguyoverthere12334 October 1, 2016
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