Franzu

People with the name Franzu are elite mega Chads. These people are the ones with higher IQ than Albert Einstein and all them are very straight no matter what they do

Person 1: what is your name?

Person 2: Franzu

Person 1: wow a real mega Chad!!!

by Aristotelian August 5, 2021

FRANCOISED

An all encompassing term used to describe an inconsiderate event that, most always, happens to an unsuspecting victim. These events can include, but are not limited to: Stealing another person's milk from the refrigerator to use in one's coffee; Stealing another person's plastic fork from the drawer in their cubicle; Splashing water on another employee and saying to him after, "it is only water"; Placing one's food in the microwave, uncovered; Removing one's hot, uncovered food from the microwave, only to leave the exploded remains behind, never to clean up; Placing one's body directly in the path of an ongoing conversation, without using the the phrase, "Excuse Me Please" and immediately speaking to one of the participants of that ongoing conversation; Failing to use common courtesy in restroom situations, such as failing to leave a buffer between one's self and another restroom participant, slamming the toilet seat down only to scare all other restroom participants, just plain making way too much noise in the restroom and disturbing other restroom participants; Leaving one's food particulate in the sink after rinsing one's dish; Placing one's food on top of another person's food so one does not have to wait in line for the microwave

Holy Shit!!! That mother fucker just francoised you!!!

I can not believe the amount times I have been francoised this morning.

If I get francoised one more time today, I am going to flip the fuck out.

You have just been francoised...

by Detective L October 27, 2010

Franz Klammer

young lady seated between to men imitating the motion of downhill skiing. named after the famous austrian skier

If we get Becky drunk enough, maybe she'll give us the Franz Klammer on the couch tonight.

by BiggyAng86 November 4, 2008

Franconia Corn Dog

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.

"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!

by Gornlo January 24, 2011

Franzel

Franzel is your typical good girl always the sweetest person you can meet she is the most trustworthy person you will ever meet but she does have her dark sides. Franzel is extremely intellectual and will always have your back inside she just wants good. She would take A BULLET for you!

Franzel would take a bullet for you.
Franzel would always have your back.

Franzel only wants good.
Franzel is extremely intellectual.

by Trûth Téłłér April 27, 2019

James Franco

One of the few guys in this world who are worthy of the title, 'gorgeous'. His break out role is said to be the 1999 film, Freaks and Geeks, but is also well known as his role as Harry Osbourne in the Spiderman movies.

Girl #1: wow, look at him. he's HOT!
Girl #2: Eh, he's no James Franco..

by H_omless January 8, 2006

Franz Kafka

He is literally me ong

Kryštof : Franz Kafka is literally me
Adam : Have you heard about the Franz Kafka paradox?

by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023