frankensmoke

A cigarette, hand-rolled or otherwise, that is made out of the discarded tobacco in cigarette butts/ashtrays/etc.

- "You got any cigs?"
- "Nah, man, I'm rollin' frankensmokes 'til I get paid."

by crackly_lung May 24, 2010

Frankenhorn

An unlacquered hybrid horn, usually a Kruspe-wrap horn. One part of the horn must be nickel silver, and the other part must be yellow brass (an example is a Patterson-modified nickel silver 8D with a Conn yellow brass first branch). A Frankenhorn must be able to play stupidly loud in an orchestral setting and it should be very easy to play very loud.

When our asst. principal horn played the Frankenhorn, he played so loud in the first movement of Tchaikovsky 5 it caused the fourth horn to get really mad at him.

by Amberstream April 24, 2017

frankensystem

A system (PC) assembled from parts which are dead/refuse to function in other systems.

It's alive! ALIVE!!

by Ðiego December 4, 2002

frankenwhore

An extremely ugly woman that still seems to be able to sleep with men

Steve Erwin (RIP): Cricky, it seems we found the elousive Frankenwhore, im gonna stick my finger in its bum.

by Kinky Kyle September 18, 2008

Frankenhole

The functional "vag" that was surgically created for a formally male transexual.
For those going from female to male the word would be Frankenpole.

So, umm how do they "do it" after all that trouble turning into a woman and all.

Dude, they make 'em a frankenhole that'll work sort of like a real one.

by Just another Joe January 11, 2012

Frankenhooker

1) The character in the song of the same name by The 69 Eyes

2) A dead hooker reanimated after being reconstruced from parts of other dead hookers

3) Someone who sucks

1) "I 'aint looking for no head, from some fuckin' living dead, Dirty ass Frankenhooker"

2) Guy one; Dude, she looks like the hooker of Frakenstien!
Guy two; It's a Frankenhooker!

3) "You Suck!"

by Teenage_Death_Girl September 10, 2007

frankenstoned

Smoking SO MUCH FUCKING WEED that you physically can not form even half of a sentence, while also being unable to walk straight. And/or motor skills such as Frankenstein's.

Man, I'll tell you one thing..... Jerry is frankenstoned right now. Like I don't know how he's getting home, he's fucked.

by Tadams050 January 29, 2016